BREAKING: Legendary stars Bruce Springsteen and Robert De Niro have announced they will move to Canada due to unrest in the United States.!’

Fox News has once again dominated the ratings, leaving competitors M/S/N/B/C and C/N/N in their wake. In reality, 2022 was the third-highest-rated year in cable news history!’

BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk publicly clashes with Robert De Niro after he collaborates with The Views to insult Elon Musk live on air: “Go away, you weird awakened kid.”!’

Kylie Kelce defends Taylor Swift after Super Bowl drama..!’

BREAKING NEWS: Richard Gere moves to Spain and vows never to return to the US due to Elon Musk’s influence!”

Mel Gibson And Mark Wahlberg Partner With Elon Musk And Invest Between $1 Billion And $3 Billion In A “non-woke” Film Studio Committed To Traditional Family Values.!’

Breaking news: Elon Musk donates $200 million in Tesla stock to help the homeless. The reason Elon Musk explains is!”

Richard Gere leaves the United States for Spain with his family and vows never to return, citing reasons related to Elon Musk.!’

Carrie Underwood Sues ‘The V!ew’ Hosts, Demands They Shut Down Show “This Is A Show That Lies To Its Viewers”!’

Oprah Winfrey Decides to End Legendary Show, Plans to Move to Italy: “I CAN’T LIVE IN THE US FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS AND BREATH THE SAME AIR AS ELON MUSK.”’